Not a Clue, You?
sbrown82:

endwhereibegin:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

Call them out!!

Are they for real?!
colormebrown:

😂😂😂
invisiblecopy:

Accurate

profoak:

i love being queer and i love being able to just ignore gender roles and heteronormativity. Like it sucks that straight men have so much pride in following old rules while i can say fuck them and be who ever i want to be.

(Source: geodude, via ethernius)

bonvivantx:

“If all cosmos were the same distance apart, gravity would pull them all in the same direction. They’d remain perfectly aligned, and precisely nothing would happen. Irregularity, imperfection, and lack of order in hydrogen compacts, atoms of gas gravitating away from each other, and compressed temperatures is what created our universe. Perfection in our galaxy simply does not exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” —Stephen Hawking Utilize this as an analogy next time attempt to undermine your self-worth caused by fallacious and subjective standards one must meet in order to attain aesthetic appeal. Symmetric cannot be created if its source is asymmetric.
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child, as it is to the caterpillar.
Unknown (via cosmofilius)

(Source: wildpresent-tense, via candlelantern)

soundlyawake:

uselessmale:

soundlyawake:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

why did I just google that quote and it came up as spongebob

You had to google that quote honestly that was one of the best episodes of spongebob how do you not know it

I’ve literally never watched a full episode of spongebob

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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(via lacigreen)